Revenge of the Nerds (Geeks run the world) #nerd #geek #comicbook

It’s revenge of the nerds from the hood to suburbs,

now we’re cool if we’re ro-lling like superheroes,

computer geeks run the world cos it’s all digital,

used to be cause for bullying, but now it’s cool.

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When I was a kid comic books weren’t cool,
the mighty Thor didn’t make the fan-girls drool,
most people had never heard of the Avengers
and nobody knew who or what was Deadpool.

When I was a kid Nerds got bullied at school,
the mighty Thor didn’t make the fan-girls drool,
most people had never heard of the Avengers
and nobody knew who or what was Deadpool.
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Mark my words, it’s revenge of the nerds,
geeks run world, the good guy gets the girl.
Mark my words, it’s revenge of the nerds,
selfish bad guys come fast while nice guys try to finish last.

Mark my words, it’s revenge of the nerds,
geeks run world, the good guy gets the girl.
Mark my words, it’s revenge of the nerds,
Geeks run the world watching Powerpuff Girls…

Geeks may or may not tend to be hard guys
but they can build your website and fix your hard drive.
Geeks run the world and I guess we got here
with superhero archetypes and a world run by software.
Watching Collider Movie Talk, Jedi Council and Big Bang
Theory, studying string theory in things knitted by your Gran.
on instagram, she has more followers, it’s a laugh
if she spell casts, it’s not witch craft it’s probably just War-Craft.
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It’s revenge of the nerds from the hood to suburbs,

now we’re cool if we’re ro-lling like superheroes,

computer geeks run the world cos it’s all digital,

used to be cause for bullying, but now it’s cool.

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Rpg – That’s what’s being played.
Role Playing Game – not Rocket Propelled Grenade.

Dungeon Master off the top of the head, not the table top
Cable flopped without Deadpool. Deadpool 2? We’re safe to watch.

Rick and Morty, cos every science nerd wants to be Rick, Semi-omnipotent with science and yes kind of a – hmm

Inter dimensional wanted criminal
I got more lyrical reading The Invisibles. Here’s a minimal

spoiler alert; psychic activists in an anti-archon secret society.
A DMT expert told me I’d love it and he never lied to me.

When I was kid everyone knew Spider-man,
But only the real nerds knew Iron-man.

Now all the hot girls want to screw Iron-man
and Thor, thanks to Hollywood they’re on fire man.

Screech and Carlton Banks were the butt of all the jokes
But from both their shows now they’re the ones we miss the most.
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When I was a kid comic books weren’t cool,
the mighty Thor didn’t make the fan-girls drool,
most people had never heard of the Avengers
and nobody knew who or what was Deadpool.

When I was a kid Nerds got bullied at school,
the mighty Thor didn’t make the fan-girls drool,
most people had never heard of the Avengers
and nobody knew who or what was Deadpool.

Mark my words, it’s revenge of the nerds,
geeks run world, the good guy gets the girl.
Mark my words, it’s revenge of the nerds,
selfish bad guys come fast while nice guys try to finish last.

Mark my words, it’s revenge of the nerds,
geeks run world, the good guy gets the girl.
Mark my words, it’s revenge of the nerds,
Geeks run the world watching Powerpuff Girls…

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It’s revenge of the nerds from the hood to suburbs,

now we’re cool if we’re ro-lling like superheroes,

computer geeks run the world cos it’s all digital,

used to be cause for bullying, but now it’s cool.

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Casting another white Spider-Man is not racist #TomHollandforSpiderman @marvel #makeminemarvel

So they cast a white dude, Tom Holland, as Spider-man in the cinematic reboot. So? Well cos there has been a black Spider-man in an alternate universe in the comics people thought we might get a black Spider-man in the films. Now there are all sorts of ridiculous Twitter posts and youtube videos with titles like…

“Tom Holland Seems Cool, But We Kind Of Wanted a Less-White Spiderman”.

Ouch.

Unfortunately the leak of a Sony e-mail saying that Peter Parker had to remain white and heterosexual was terroble PR making them look racist and homophobic but really that was just lawyer talk for “make no drastic changes to the character please”.

Okay I’m black. I like Miles Morales (the black Hispanic kid who became Spider-Man in the Ultimate universe). But I have loved Peter Parker since the 80s. Peter Parker’s white. Get over it.

Apparently Miles Morales will take over the role of Spider-man in the main comics soon. “In the new version coming out in the fall, Peter Parker still will be part of the series, but as a mentor to Morales” according to NBC News. Actually, that’s cool. Pete would make a great mentor (the mini series where he was a supply teacher for the X-Men is one of the best things I’ve read in years, seriously.)

Word, like I said, I’m black and I’m not homophobic. But if they changed Peter Parker to being black or gay he wouldn’t be Peter Parker. That means nothing to some of you but if you’ve loved the character for most of your life it means alot. I’ve been reading comics since I was 6, that’s 30 years of loving Peter Parker as the nerdy, unlucky white dude. Change his race or sexuality and it’s no longer the character I grew up with. Co-sign “we are not open to having our childhoods stomped on”. It would be worth bitching if they insisted that a black character be white. They weren’t insisting that Spider-man be white, they were insisting that PETER PARKER stay white. Which means they could still have a black Miles Morales as Spider-man. But insisting that a white character stay white shouldn’t even have to be said, that’s just political correctness gone crazy.

Peter Parker is a white heterosexual male. It’s who he was, it’s who he is. Get over it.

I have no problem with gay characters. I obviously have no problem with black characters. But like every self respecting nerd I have a problem with the sanctity of what we call canon, the universally accepted settings, personality and history of our beloved characters. When Nick Fury turned up as a very black Samuel L Jackson instead of the white guy I knew from the comics I thought, “huh?” But Nick Fury was a one dimensional character anyway, so he got a pass. He’s no Peter Parker.

You want a black, gay superhero in the cinema? Invent one. Then publish it as a comic book. For decades. Then let it become one of the most iconic heroes of all time. Then finance a movie. Until then, leave my favourite comic book character the hell alone.

I’m not a race traitor or a homophobe. I’m just a nerd. No self-respecting comicbook nerd wants Peter Parker’s race, ethnicity, catchphrases, sexuality, or general personality to change.

(Okay, I promise to write about Hip-Hop and/or spirituality again as we return to my normal brand of shamanic, Gnostic, and Taoist perspectives on Hip-Hop culture and modern life in general, you know how we do.)

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